OUT OF PATIENCE
OUT OF BALANCE
Designed for women facing hormone imbalance, chronic fatigue, mood swings, cortisol issues, perimenopause symptoms, and the “I don’t feel like myself anymore” exhaustion.
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Program Details
You’re tired of feeling off and not knowing why. One week you’re fine, the next you’re anxious, bloated, exhausted, or wide awake at 3 a.m.
Your moods shift without warning, your energy disappears halfway through the day, and your body feels like it’s changing faster than you can keep up.
You’ve tried the supplements, the workouts, the “healthy habits”—but nothing seems to stick. You’re not lazy or dramatic. You’re just out of balance… and out of patience.
This 3-month program is designed to help you understand exactly what’s going on inside your body and give you a clear, customized plan to finally start feeling better.
Introducing: Out of Patience, Out of Balance
This is for women who swear they’re doing everything right but their body suddenly has new rules. If you’ve noticed changes in your energy, mood, or metabolism as you get older, this is where we figure out why—and fix it.
You might be experiencing:
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Constant fatigue, even after a full night’s sleep
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Mood swings, anxiety, or feeling emotionally on edge
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Brain fog or forgetfulness that’s throwing you off your game
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Weight changes or bloating that seem impossible to manage
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Sleep that’s unpredictable—or nonexistent
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Feeling irritable, unmotivated, or just not like yourself
You’re not imagining it. Your body is trying to tell you something—and it’s time to listen.
After the program you’ll start to feel:
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Energized and clear-headed instead of drained and foggy
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Calmer, more emotionally stable, and confident in your body again
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More in control of your weight, sleep, and mood
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Like yourself—only steadier, lighter, and more at peace
Because this isn’t just about feeling better—it’s about finally understanding what your body needs to thrive as your hormones and metabolism shift with age.
What’s Included:
Functional Testing to See the Full Picture:
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Stress & Hormone Panel (Saliva): Reveals cortisol rhythm and hormone fluctuations that impact mood, energy, and sleep.
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Metabolic Wellness Panel (Urine): Shows how your body’s processing nutrients, detoxifying, and managing stress.
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GI-MAP (Stool): Identifies bacteria, pathogens, and digestive imbalances that can disrupt hormone health and cause inflammation.
3 Months of Personalized Support
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30-Minute Initial Zoom — Go over your intake forms and best strategies for completing your tests.
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45-Minute Educational Session — Learn how to start supporting your body while we await results.
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1-Hour Results & Review Session — A complete walk-through of your test results with clear explanations and your customized plan. (Your 3 months of coaching begin here.)
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Weekly Check-In Sheets — Written feedback and accountability each week.
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Bi-Weekly 30-Minute Zooms — Continued guidance, progress tracking, and adjustments as you move toward balance.
Founding Client Offer: Personalized Support & Coaching for only $350/month
• 3 Functional Labs — $850 (one-time lab fee)
• Personalized 1:1 Coaching — $350/month for 3 months (normally $1,000/month)
Normally $3,850, save almost 50%! Only 2 spots available in exchange for feedback & testimonials.
You don’t need to “push through” or settle for "this is just part of getting older". You don't need to take advice from influencers and coaches that don't know you. You don't need to guess what your body is asking for.
You deserve answers, clarity, and a plan that actually makes sense -- for you.
Out of Patience, Out of Balance is where confusion turns into understanding—and where healing finally begins.