UNDISMISSED
UnDismissed is for women who are exhausted, inflamed, and out of answers—who want data-driven, root cause healing instead of more medications or ‘it’s just stress’.
Program Details
You’ve been told your labs are normal.
Your symptoms are “just stress.”
Or "it's just part of getting older."
Maybe even “it’s all in your head.”
But you know your body better than anyone —and you know something’s not right.
You’re not crazy.
You’re not broken.
You’ve just been dismissed for far too long.
Introducing: UnDismissed
A 3-month, one-on-one functional wellness experience for women who are done being ignored — and ready to finally understand what’s going on inside their bodies. Through advanced functional lab testing and personalized guidance, we uncover the hidden imbalances that traditional medicine overlooks — so you can get clarity, calm, and confidence back.
After UnDismissed, you’ll…
Wake up rested, not running on fumes
Eat without discomfort, guilt, or guesswork
Feel calm, clear, and in control again
Understand what your body’s been trying to tell you
Finally feel heard, validated, and supported
What’s Included? 5 Foundational Tests That Your Doctor Definitely Didn't Run (Because guessing isn’t a strategy.)
• SHP (Saliva): reveals cortisol rhythm + hormone balance
• MWP (Urine): measures metabolism + detox pathways
• MBA (Blood Spot): checks key nutrients + inflammation markers
• GI-MAP (Stool): detects gut pathogens, bacteria, and digestion
• MRT (Blood Draw): identifies food sensitivities + immune reactions
Your 3-Month Journey Includes Highly Personalized Support
• 30 Minute Initial Zoom explaining intake forms and best strategies for completing the tests
• 45 Minute Educational Zoom to start lifestyle changes before results arrive
• 1-hour Results & Review session to interpret and explain every test**this is where your 3 months of service begins
• Weekly check-in sheets with written feedback
• Bi-weekly 30-minute Zooms to stay on track + adjust protocols
I’m opening a handful of spots for Founding Members
You’ll get all five labs and 3 months of personalized support for less than most people spend on supplements that don’t work.
Founding Client Offer: Personalized Support & Coaching for only $350/month
• 5 Functional Labs — $1500 (one-time lab fee)
• Personalized 1:1 Coaching — $350/month for 3 months (normally $1,000/month)
Normally $4500, save almost 50%! Only 4 spots available in exchange for feedback & testimonials.